New Year is such a wonderful holiday. It depends only on you whether it will become truly unforgettable. And not only for you and your household, but also for those lucky ones who were within reach on New Year's Eve.
Instructions
Step 1
What is New Year without champagne? Therefore, buy it as much as possible, even a whole box. A lot is not a little. Better save on a snack: there is nothing to overload the stomach, harm the body.
Step 2
Start consuming this wonderful drink well before the chimes. Then, listening to some uncle in a strict suit and tie, politely speaking from the TV screen to all dear Russians and to you in particular, you will come to emotion and delight. And you will immediately want to do something very good to someone. Even neighbors whom you hate on other days and nights. So turn up your music center at full volume. Let the ceiling, floor and walls tremble. Neighbors are people too, they need to hear this music.
Step 3
If by some miracle you hear the faint trill of the doorbell, open and with a joyful smile let in your neighbor - the grandmother of "God's dandelion". And right there, without leaving the place, pour her a "penalty". Do not listen to her plaintive refusals: they say, she cannot, her health does not allow, and in general she came to ask to turn down the sound, in her own apartment you can not hear the TV, how can it be without the Blue Light. Let him drink first, and then another. Well, of course, and the third - after all, God loves the Trinity. If he will resist - persuade, persuade, force, finally! When after that the grandmother asks for the fourth and, sobbing, sucks in a full voice, "I remember, I was still young …", do not interfere with her pouring out her soul. Better sincerely envy: this is memory! You should be like that, at her age.
Step 4
And what a New Year's Eve without fireworks! Moreover, you have bought a whole box of firecrackers in advance. Made in China, of course. Cheap, but angry. So quickly grab the matches, go to the balcony - and fireworks into the festive night sky. A sea of adrenaline, emotions! Especially among the neighbors in the house opposite, through the window of which one of your firecrackers flies in, having gone astray.
Step 5
Now is the time to return to the festive table and drink a couple more bottles of champagne, having previously thrown out the empty container from the balcony. It is known that the dishes are beating for happiness. Judging by the heart-rending howl of the alarm system, as well as by the furious abuse from the neighboring balcony, the owner of the car, on the roof of which the bottle landed, does not agree with this. Well, to hell with him! In the New Year, he cannot relax, the parasite spoils the holiday for the hard workers.
Step 6
And do not be a miser - pour champagne to the police who arrived alongside. People, too. And they have a holiday too.
