A guest in the house is joy, a feast and a sea of positive emotions. But exactly until the moment when the owners want to rest in silence. If the clock is approaching midnight, and the cheerful company is still not going to leave your apartment, you can subtly facilitate their departure.
Instructions
Step 1
Take good care of your buddies. The time is already late, the metro will close soon, the last bus is about to leave. Volunteer to see with your own hands what time the required transport departs, offer to call your friend's husband and ask her to meet. The guests, most likely, will not notice that you are sending them out, but they will be touched by your concern.
Step 2
Stop putting new snacks and bottles on the table. With regret, inform the guests that everything is over, after hiding the Olivier in the refrigerator. After a while, start collecting empty dishes from the table. The hint is clear - there is nothing more to wait in this house, it's time to leave.
Step 3
Tell the guests that your child is sick, the dog is suffering from bloating for the second day, the aquarium fish is stressed. They all need peace and quiet. At the same time, tactful people will begin to gather, comforting you and wishing all the aforementioned creatures a speedy recovery.
Step 4
Ask your guests to help you. For example, washing the dishes, vacuuming the carpet, going to the store for shopping, disassembling a cabinet on the boards, which is long overdue to throw away. Some of those present will probably retreat, referring to urgent matters and late hours. The rest will help make your work easier.
Step 5
If you live with your spouse, get your significant other to do a little show. Simulate a fight, not too violent, without throwing dishes, but with a conversation in a raised voice. Embarrassed by the spectacle, the guests prefer to disappear unnoticed.
Step 6
In cases of extreme misunderstanding of hints from guests, deprive them of basic amenities. Turn off the water in the cistern, hide the toilet paper. Soon the guests, one by one, realize that your apartment has become unsuitable for the continuation of the evening.
Step 7
Did your guests turn out to be staunch people who don't care about anything? Tell me bluntly that you are tired and want to sleep, and tomorrow you are early for work. Invite everyone to disperse and continue the gathering on another day.
